Illustration by Ben Lamb

Bad Brad
Brown

Hi and howdy, freestyle fans. Settle down in that seat of yours and FEAST those peepers on this heavily peppered slice of PROGRESSION. The rider? None other than Bad Brad Brown. The move? In the fast paced world of freestyle bicycle expression, WHO KNOWS? One thing’s for sure, we’ve got a front row seat at the second coming of the lord, and the popcorn sure tastes good. But less of our blabberin’, what’s the man himself has got to say?

“What you’re looking at here is a patented Bad Brad Brown creation. And when I say patented, I mean it. Why spend hours SLUGGING it out on the kick-turn ramp when high-risk action cycling’s EQUIVALENT of Thomas Edison is only going to come along and snatch my idea? Exactly — so the first thing I did after taming this crazy train was ride on down to the INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OFFICE and get the PAPERWORK in order. Now if anyone is seen doing a one-handed, one-footed, tyre tap with their BARS rotated 210 degrees and their head tilted toward their right WRIST without my consent, then they better have a good LAWYER.”